I did some local commercials where The Schlubby Guy is on the cell phone with his accountant.  It's a crabby call, and The Schlubby Guy is pretty unpleasant.  I can do unpleasant Real Good...

  I have a comedy "Brauhaus German Interrogator"  around here somewhere that I'll post the still shot when I find it.

  Very UN-Politically Correct now, but pretty funny in its day...

    My pitch is simple.  Sometimes you just need
A tubby, schlubby guy.  A Mr. Mean.  A Dolt.
A member of the Vast Hoard Of The Unwashed.

   Not James Dean, or Paul Newman, or some other pretty face.  Just a Very Plain Guy.

   I'm him.

   I've done college and a few little bits on camera
for corporates and local cheap commercials.

   I know what "Camera Right" means, and I can
go along with just about any gag.  I didn't go to a
Big-Shot Acting School, but you won't have to
teach me anything, either.  You don't have time. 
I know that.

    George Burns once said, "I'm a good actor.  The Director says, 'Walk in the door, and go sit in the chair, then that's just what I do.  Nothing more.  I don't need to feel the chair's motivation, I just go in and sit on it.  He'll tell me what he wants, and that's just what I'll do.  I'm a good actor."

   Me, too.  I'm a good actor.